“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Was Looking For A Friend In A Drug Den, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Just Be Browsing&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Looking For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Very Good At Expressing My Feelings, So Please Understand What I Mean When I Say That My Name Is Actually A Girl&Amp;Rsquo;S Name.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Give Me Life, And Not Just Because Lazarus Is Go.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Never Tell You To F-Cough.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Propose To You Even If I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Break Into Your Boss&Amp;Rsquo;S Office.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Got Away From Me, I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be So Upset, I&Amp;Rsquo;D Start Kicking A Tire.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Are You Helen Louise? Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Make You Lose Your Mind.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re So Great, Even My Shirt Is Giving You Thumbs Up.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Love You Even If You Messed Up My Sock Index.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Disguise Myself As A French Waiter To Stop You From Proposing To Someone Else.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Is There A Ball Under My Armpit, Or Did You Just Make My Heart Stop?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Call Me Myc.&Amp;Rdquo;

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