Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Be Kate Middleton For Me To Treat You Like Royalty.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;What&Amp;Rsquo;S Your Star Sign? I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Mine Because I Deleted The Solar System.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Hope Our Relationship Lasts Longer Than John&Amp;Rsquo;S Mustache.&Amp;Rdquo;

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The Best Of &Amp;Ldquo;Shezza,&Amp;Rdquo; From Bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Pick-Up Lines Involving Lyrics, Song Titles, Or Bands &Amp;Ndash; From Bbcsherlockpickuplines.

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Happy New Year, Tumblr! Hope It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Meretricious ;) I Made This Late At Night So It Might Not Be Funny Now, But I Dunno&Amp;Ndash; I Think The World Might Actually Be A Better Place With Mrs. Hudson Ruling It.

The Top 10 Pick-Up Lines Of 2014. Happy New Year From Bbcsherlockpickuplines!

Your Admin Ran Out Of Photoset Ideas For This Week, So Here&Amp;Rsquo;S The Random Sexy Extra From The Blind Banker 10 Times.

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Only Cabbie Whose Head Is Not The Only Thing I Want To See.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Unicorn-Enthusiast.

&Amp;Ldquo;Are You A Sitty Thing? Because I Would Love To Sit On You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Snickersa2010.

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