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“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

€Œi Can Shoot My Load Better Than Sebastian Moran Can Shoot A Gun.”

€Œi Can Shoot My Load Better Than Sebastian Moran Can Shoot A Gun.”

€Œyour Eyes Are More Colorful Than John’S Christmas Jumper.”

€Œyour Eyes Are More Colorful Than John’S Christmas Jumper.”

€Œa Nice Murder Normally Cheers Me Up, But It Seems Like You’Ve Brightened My Day Already.”Submitted By Amylemoymoy.

€Œa Nice Murder Normally Cheers Me Up, But It Seems Like You’Ve Brightened

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€Œyou Can’T Be Allowed To Continue Being Single. You Just Can’T.”Submitted By Amylemoymoy.

€Œyou Can’T Be Allowed To Continue Being Single. You Just Can’T.”Submitted

€Œone More Miracle, For Me, Please&Amp;Hellip; Don’T Have A Boyfriend Or Girlfriend.”Submitted By Amylemoymoy.

€Œone More Miracle, For Me, Please&Amp;Hellip; Don’T Have A Boyfriend

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Happy April Fool’S Day, Followers! I Hope You’Re All Having A Blast Playing Harmless Pranks On Each Other.(Sorry I Didn’T Get This Up Earlier Today&Amp;Hellip; I’M Borrowing My Aunt’S Wi-Fi Right Now Because Mine Isn’T Working&Amp;Hellip; Hopefully

Happy April Fool’S Day, Followers! I Hope You’Re All Having A Blast

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€Œi’M So Shocked By Your Beauty, I Think I’Ll Need A Blanket.”Submitted By Amylemoymoy.

€Œi’M So Shocked By Your Beauty, I Think I’Ll Need A Blanket.”Submitted

This Is Just A Test To See Whether Or Not I’M Able To Upload Photos. If You Can See This, It Means Our Wi-Fi Is Finally 100% Functional, And You Will Have A New Pick-Up Line On Schedule Again Starting Tonight!I’M So Sorry For Leaving You Guys Hanging

This Is Just A Test To See Whether Or Not I’M Able To Upload Photos. If You

€Œyou Should Pop €˜Round To Baker Street. Who Knows? Something Might Jump Out Of My Pants.”Submitted By Amylemoymoy.

€Œyou Should Pop €˜Round To Baker Street. Who Knows? Something Might Jump

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