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€Œdon’T Worry, I’M Not Like The Cafe Next Door&Amp;Hellip; I Won’T Be Speedy.â€Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn’T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea Anyway.
€Œi Don’T Do Anonymous Clients, But For You I’Ll Make An Exception.â€Submitted By Mercyhouse.
€Œunlike My Coat, I Just Need One Of You.â€Submitted By Anonymous.
€Œrichard Brook May Be A Lie, But My Love For You Is Real.â€
€Œi’M Gonna Climb You Like Zhi Zhu Climbs Buildings.â€
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€Œi’Ve Waited For You Longer Than The Fandom Has Waited For Sebastian Moran.â€
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€Œare You A Holmes Brother? Because You Are Smoking.â€
€Œi Bet You Could Warm My Heart Even If Sherlock Was Keeping It In The Fridge.â€
€Œif You Were My Husband, I Would Never Sleep With A P.e. Teacher.â€
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