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“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t

€Œi Don’T Do Anonymous Clients, But For You I’Ll Make An Exception.”Submitted By Mercyhouse.

€Œi Don’T Do Anonymous Clients, But For You I’Ll Make An Exception.”Submitted

€Œunlike My Coat, I Just Need One Of You.”Submitted By Anonymous.

€Œunlike My Coat, I Just Need One Of You.”Submitted By Anonymous.

€Œrichard Brook May Be A Lie, But My Love For You Is Real.”

€Œrichard Brook May Be A Lie, But My Love For You Is Real.”

€Œi’M Gonna Climb You Like Zhi Zhu Climbs Buildings.”

€Œi’M Gonna Climb You Like Zhi Zhu Climbs Buildings.”

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€Œi’Ve Waited For You Longer Than The Fandom Has Waited For Sebastian Moran.”

€Œi’Ve Waited For You Longer Than The Fandom Has Waited For Sebastian

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€Œare You A Holmes Brother? Because You Are Smoking.”

€Œare You A Holmes Brother? Because You Are Smoking.”

€Œi Bet You Could Warm My Heart Even If Sherlock Was Keeping It In The Fridge.”

€Œi Bet You Could Warm My Heart Even If Sherlock Was Keeping It In The Fridge.”

€Œif You Were My Husband, I Would Never Sleep With A P.e. Teacher.”

€Œif You Were My Husband, I Would Never Sleep With A P.e. Teacher.”

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€Œare You A Baskerville Hound? Because You’Ve Been Taking Over My Mind.”

€Œare You A Baskerville Hound? Because You’Ve Been Taking Over My Mind.”

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