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€Œoscillation On The Pavement Means I Love You.â€Submitted By Nzeuropean.
€Œit’S Fine. It’S All Fine When You’Re Around.â€Submitted By Nzeuropean.
€Œyou Make Me Want To Scrub Your Floors And Wear Men’S Deodorant.â€Submitted By Nzeuropean.
€Œi Don’T Have Friends, Just Potential Love Interests.â€Submitted By Nzeuropean.
€Œunlike My Work For The British Government, I Occupy A Major Position In The Bedroom.â€Submitted By Nzeuropean.
€Œyour Style Is More Iconic Than Sherlock In A Deerstalker.â€
€Œi’M Your Biggest Fan-Derson.â€
€Œi Would Love You Even If You Peed In My Fireplace.â€
€Œget A Room? Nah, Let’S Get An Entire Flat.â€
€Œthe Game Is On. Will You Be My Player 2?€
€Œstill Looking For The Legs, But I’D Much Rather Find The Key To Your Heart.â€
€Œif You Thought I Didn’T Love You, I Would Send An Entire Press Conference The Same Text Message.â€
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