Proto Porn

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.”

€Œso, You Think My Mouth Looks Too Small Without Lipstick? I Can Think Of One Way To Change Your Mind About That.”

€Œso, You Think My Mouth Looks Too Small Without Lipstick? I Can Think Of One

€Œi Want To Experiment With You&Amp;Hellip; And I Don’T Mean In The Baskerville Kind Of Way.”

€Œi Want To Experiment With You&Amp;Hellip; And I Don’T Mean In The Baskerville

€Œthe Man With The Key Is King. How’D You Like To Be My Queen?€

€Œthe Man With The Key Is King. How’D You Like To Be My Queen?€

€Œmy Suit May Be Westwood, But I Can Give You Wood In Any Direction You Like.”

€Œmy Suit May Be Westwood, But I Can Give You Wood In Any Direction You Like.”

€Œno, That’S Not A British Army Browning L9A1 In My Pocket.”

€Œno, That’S Not A British Army Browning L9A1 In My Pocket.”

€Œcrap Telly And Chill?€

€Œcrap Telly And Chill?€

€Œif You’D Like, I Can Ensure That You’Ll Never Need To Borrow John’S Laptop Again.”

€Œif You’D Like, I Can Ensure That You’Ll Never Need To Borrow

€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œi Don’T Just Want The D&Amp;Hellip; I Want The D.i.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve Ever Had To Do&Amp;Hellip; Because I Wasn’T The One You Were Marrying.”

€Œwriting My Best Man Speech For Your Wedding Was The Hardest Thing I’Ve

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It. Shall I Take You Out To Dinner Instead?€

€Œwe Can’T Eat In The Kitchen Because Sherlock Keeps Experiments In It.

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

€Œyou Stole My Heart Like Eddie Van Coon Stole The Jade Hair Pin.”

€Œwill You Be The Microwave To My Eyeballs? I Want To Be Inside You.”

€Œwill You Be The Microwave To My Eyeballs? I Want To Be Inside You.”

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