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“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?”

“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry,

€Œwanna Try Some Roleplaying? You’Re Sherlock Holmes. Wear The Damn Hat.”

€Œwanna Try Some Roleplaying? You’Re Sherlock Holmes. Wear The Damn Hat.”

€Œi Don’T Just Want You To Be The Shadow That Defines My Every Sunny Day&Amp;Ndash; I Want You To Be My Future Too.”

€Œi Don’T Just Want You To Be The Shadow That Defines My Every Sunny

€Œi Want To Go Steady With You&Amp;Ndash; Steadier Than John’S Left Hand Under Stress.”

€Œi Want To Go Steady With You&Amp;Ndash; Steadier Than John’S Left Hand

€Œyou Make Me Feel More Alive Than Moriarty’S Ringtone.”

€Œyou Make Me Feel More Alive Than Moriarty’S Ringtone.”

€Œour Sex Is Like A Crime&Amp;Ndash; The Weirder It Is, The More I Get Off.”

€Œour Sex Is Like A Crime&Amp;Ndash; The Weirder It Is, The More I Get Off.”

€Œcan We Cuddle? I Promise Not To Squeeze As Hard As The Golem.”

€Œcan We Cuddle? I Promise Not To Squeeze As Hard As The Golem.”

€Œi Would Go Back In Time During Our Fourth Season Just To Be Able To Say That I’Ve Loved You For Centuries.”

€Œi Would Go Back In Time During Our Fourth Season Just To Be Able To Say That

€Œi Would Let Anderson Write Fanfiction About Us.”

€Œi Would Let Anderson Write Fanfiction About Us.”

€Œsherlock Must Not Know Anything About You, Because You Are A Star.”

€Œsherlock Must Not Know Anything About You, Because You Are A Star.”

€Œif I Had An Unsolved Murder For Every Time I Thought Of You, I’D Be Scotland Yard Without Sherlock.”

€Œif I Had An Unsolved Murder For Every Time I Thought Of You, I’D Be

€Œfinding Someone As Beautiful As You Is More Difficult Than Getting Sherlock To Follow The Rules Of Cluedo.”

€Œfinding Someone As Beautiful As You Is More Difficult Than Getting Sherlock

€Œso, I Hear You’Re Abnormally Attracted To Dangerous Situations And People. I Can Conform To That Pattern If You’D Like.”

€Œso, I Hear You’Re Abnormally Attracted To Dangerous Situations And

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