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“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

€Œi Bet I Can Make You Wetter Than The Fandom’S Post-Reichenbach Tears.”

€Œi Bet I Can Make You Wetter Than The Fandom’S Post-Reichenbach Tears.”

€Œare You Jonathan Small’S Belt Blade? Because I Want You Inside Of Me.”

€Œare You Jonathan Small’S Belt Blade? Because I Want You Inside Of Me.”

€Œyour Feelings For Me Are More Obvious Than The Password On John’S Computer.”

€Œyour Feelings For Me Are More Obvious Than The Password On John’S Computer.”

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€Œfighting Off A Swordsman Isn’T The Only Thing I’D Like To Do On My Kitchen Table.”

€Œfighting Off A Swordsman Isn’T The Only Thing I’D Like To Do

€Œi Think You Look Cool Even When You Don’T Turn Your Coat Collar Up.”

€Œi Think You Look Cool Even When You Don’T Turn Your Coat Collar Up.”

€Œare You Four Serial Suicides And A Note? Because I Jump For Joy Whenever I Hear About You.”

€Œare You Four Serial Suicides And A Note? Because I Jump For Joy Whenever I

€Œmoriarty May Be A Spider, But I Hear You’Re The One Who Has Me All Over Your Web History.”

€Œmoriarty May Be A Spider, But I Hear You’Re The One Who Has Me All

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€Œyou Are A Work Of Art, With Or Without The Van Buren Supernova.”

€Œyou Are A Work Of Art, With Or Without The Van Buren Supernova.”

€Œyou’Re Fancier Than The Restaurant John Tried To Propose To Mary In.”

€Œyou’Re Fancier Than The Restaurant John Tried To Propose To Mary In.”

€Œwhen I’M Through With You, You’Ll Have A Harder Time Walking Than Sherlock After Being Drugged By Irene Adler.”

€Œwhen I’M Through With You, You’Ll Have A Harder Time Walking

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