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“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
€Œi’M Sorry I Keep Calling You Graham. It’S Because I Want S’More Of You.â€
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€Œtie Me Up Like A Serbian With A Cheating Wife And No Electricity In His Bathroom Would.â€
€Œif I Inhaled Project H.o.u.n.d. Fog Right Now, You Not Loving Me Would Be My Fear Hallucination.â€
€Œi Bet I Could Deduce Your Sexual Orientation Even If You Weren’T Wearing Underwear.â€
€Œi Bet I Can Make You Wetter Than The Place Where Carl Powers Died.â€
€Œmycroft Can Resist A Game Of Deductions Easier Than I Can Resist You.â€
€Œif You Were Naked In Front Of Me, I Would Never Tell You To Put On A Napkin.â€
€Œwill You Be The Bart’S Hospital To My Sherlock? I Want To Be On Top Of You.â€
€Œare You My Mind Palace? Because I Want To Kick Everyone Out Of The Room And Get Inside You.â€
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