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€Œtie Me Up Like A Serbian With A Cheating Wife And No Electricity In His Bathroom Would.”

€Œtie Me Up Like A Serbian With A Cheating Wife And No Electricity In His Bathroom

€Œif I Inhaled Project H.o.u.n.d. Fog Right Now, You Not Loving Me Would Be My Fear Hallucination.”

€Œif I Inhaled Project H.o.u.n.d. Fog Right Now, You Not Loving Me Would Be

€Œi Bet I Could Deduce Your Sexual Orientation Even If You Weren’T Wearing Underwear.”

€Œi Bet I Could Deduce Your Sexual Orientation Even If You Weren’T Wearing

€Œi Bet I Can Make You Wetter Than The Place Where Carl Powers Died.”

€Œi Bet I Can Make You Wetter Than The Place Where Carl Powers Died.”

€Œmycroft Can Resist A Game Of Deductions Easier Than I Can Resist You.”

€Œmycroft Can Resist A Game Of Deductions Easier Than I Can Resist You.”

€Œif You Were Naked In Front Of Me, I Would Never Tell You To Put On A Napkin.”

€Œif You Were Naked In Front Of Me, I Would Never Tell You To Put On A Napkin.”

€Œwill You Be The Bart’S Hospital To My Sherlock? I Want To Be On Top Of You.”

€Œwill You Be The Bart’S Hospital To My Sherlock? I Want To Be On Top

€Œare You My Mind Palace? Because I Want To Kick Everyone Out Of The Room And Get Inside You.”

€Œare You My Mind Palace? Because I Want To Kick Everyone Out Of The Room And

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Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If Any Of You Want To Finish That Fic, I’Ll Reblog

€Œif I Was Speedy’S Cafe, I Would Let You Eat Me Out Any Time On The House.”Based On A Suggestion By @Sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.

€Œif I Was Speedy’S Cafe, I Would Let You Eat Me Out Any Time On The

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€Œthe Black Lotus’S Circus Isn’T The Only Place Where Acrobatics

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