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€Œare You The Reichenbach Falls? Because You’Re Soaking Wet And I’M Going To End Up Inside You.”

€Œare You The Reichenbach Falls? Because You’Re Soaking Wet And I’M

€Œyou May Not Be Emelia Ricoletti’S Corpse, But I’D Be Happy To Chain You To Your Bed Anyway.”

€Œyou May Not Be Emelia Ricoletti’S Corpse, But I’D Be Happy To

€Œwho’S The Cutest Person In The Room? Yooooooou!€(This One Only Works If You Say €Œyou” In Emelia’S Voice, Haha.)

€Œwho’S The Cutest Person In The Room? Yooooooou!€(This One Only

€Œif I Tried To Deny My Love For You, It’D Be Less Convincing Than Hooper In A Mustache.”

€Œif I Tried To Deny My Love For You, It’D Be Less Convincing Than Hooper

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget You.”

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My Pocket Watch.”Based On A Suggestion By @Cat-N-Claw.

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S Only One Bone Of Yours I’M Interested In.”

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T A Medical Point To It.”

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways I Can Spoil You.”

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

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