Proto Porn

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m

€Œyou May Not Be Emelia Ricoletti’S Corpse, But I’D Be Happy To Chain You To Your Bed Anyway.”

€Œyou May Not Be Emelia Ricoletti’S Corpse, But I’D Be Happy To

€Œwho’S The Cutest Person In The Room? Yooooooou!€(This One Only Works If You Say €Œyou” In Emelia’S Voice, Haha.)

€Œwho’S The Cutest Person In The Room? Yooooooou!€(This One Only

€Œif I Tried To Deny My Love For You, It’D Be Less Convincing Than Hooper In A Mustache.”

€Œif I Tried To Deny My Love For You, It’D Be Less Convincing Than Hooper

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget You.”

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My Pocket Watch.”Based On A Suggestion By @Cat-N-Claw.

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S Only One Bone Of Yours I’M Interested In.”

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T A Medical Point To It.”

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways I Can Spoil You.”

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

Okay, Folks. Let’S Talk About The Keychains Some More.above I Put A Badly Photoshopped Idea Of What They Should Look Like, As Well As A Few Random Examples With Different Pick-Up Lines. (Sorry The London Scene Is All Wibbly&Amp;Ndash; I Put A Paintbrush

Okay, Folks. Let’S Talk About The Keychains Some More.above I Put A Badly

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