Proto Porn

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget You.”

€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti’S Wedding Song? Because I Could Never Forget

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œi Need You More Than Lestrade Needs A Drink When He’S Afraid.”

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My Pocket Watch.”Based On A Suggestion By @Cat-N-Claw.

€Œare You Irene Adler? Because I’D Like To Keep A Picture Of You In My

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S Only One Bone Of Yours I’M Interested In.”

€Œi Could Break Every Bone In Your Body While Naming Them, But Right Now There’S

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T A Medical Point To It.”

€Œi May Not Be A Corpse, But I Would Let You Whip Me Even If There Wasn’T

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways I Can Spoil You.”

€Œsuicide As Street Theatre And Murder By Corpse Aren’T The Only Ways

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œyou’Re More Important Than Understanding The Obliquity Of The Ecliptic.”

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

€Œmay I Be Your Unsavory Companion Of Dubious Morals?€

Okay, Folks. Let’S Talk About The Keychains Some More.above I Put A Badly Photoshopped Idea Of What They Should Look Like, As Well As A Few Random Examples With Different Pick-Up Lines. (Sorry The London Scene Is All Wibbly&Amp;Ndash; I Put A Paintbrush

Okay, Folks. Let’S Talk About The Keychains Some More.above I Put A Badly

€Œlady Carmichael Isn’T The Only Highly Intelligent Woman Of Rare Perception I See Here.”

€Œlady Carmichael Isn’T The Only Highly Intelligent Woman Of Rare Perception

€Œdating You Would Be An Even Better Idea Than Mi5 Security.”

€Œdating You Would Be An Even Better Idea Than Mi5 Security.”

€Œdo You Have A Secret Twin? Because If So, I’D Love To Get Acquainted With Both Of You.”

€Œdo You Have A Secret Twin? Because If So, I’D Love To Get Acquainted

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