Proto Porn
€Œthe Only Papers I Want Floating In My Mind Palace Are Love Letters From You.â€
Bbcsherlockpickuplines
€Œi’M A Storyteller. I Know When I’M In One. And Meeting You Was Clearly My Happily Ever After.â€
€Œcommunicating In The Diogenes Club Isn’T The Only Thing I Can Do With These Hands.â€
€Œare You A Plum Pudding? Because I Would Want You Inside Of Me Even If It Took Four Months And Eleven Days Off My Life.â€
Bbcsherlockpickuplines
€Œi Would Leave A Note At The Scene Of A Crime I Didn’T Commit Just To Ask If You Missed Me.â€
Bbcsherlockpickuplines
€Œi May Have Addressed Over Forty Percent Of My Remarks To Your Decanter, But What I’M Really Thirsty For Is You.â€
€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room Even If You Had A Mustache.â€
€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want To Finger You.â€
€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti? Because You Got My Attention In Very Efficient Fashion.â€
JerkingHimOntoHer
JessicaRobbin