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€Œi May Have Addressed Over Forty Percent Of My Remarks To Your Decanter, But What I’M Really Thirsty For Is You.â€
€Œis Your Name Hooper? Because You’D Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The Room Even If You Had A Mustache.â€
€Œare You A Loaded Firearm In The Pocket Of My Dressing Gown? Because I Want To Finger You.â€
€Œare You Emelia Ricoletti? Because You Got My Attention In Very Efficient Fashion.â€
€Œyour Admirably High Arches Aren’T The Only Thing I Noticed As Soon As You Stepped Into The Room.â€
€Œfrom A Drop Of Water, A Logician Should Be Able To Infer The Possibility Of An Atlantic Or A Niagara, But They’Re Gonna Need A Hell Of A Lot More Than That To Infer How Wet I Can Make You.â€
€Œdon’T Take Moriarty’S Word For It. Come See For Yourself How Surprisingly Comfortable My Bed Is.â€
€Œare You A Drug? Because You Alleviate Boredom And Occasionally Heighten My Thought Processes.â€
I Almost Forgot To Make A St. Patrick’S Day Comic This Year, But Then The Daft Punk Song Popped Into My Head And This Happened. Hope Everyone’S Having A Lucky Day! ;)
€Œwill You Be The Pipe To My Holmes? I Want You In My Mouth.â€
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€Œif You Thought The Abominable Bride Pushed You To Mental And Physical Extremes, You Should See What I Can Do In The Bedroom.â€
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