Proto Porn

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

€Œthey Call Me Wilder In The Streets, But I’M Wildest In The Sheets.”

€Œthey Call Me Wilder In The Streets, But I’M Wildest In The Sheets.”

€Œforget The Visible Rings Of Fat Around My Corneas. Right Now The Only Ring I Care About Is The One I’M Going To Propose To You With.”

€Œforget The Visible Rings Of Fat Around My Corneas. Right Now The Only Ring

€Œare You The Dust On Sherlock’S Mantle? Because I Want To Lick You.”

€Œare You The Dust On Sherlock’S Mantle? Because I Want To Lick You.”

Happy Easter, Everyone! That Cumberbunny Is A Real Thing, By The Way&Amp;Hellip;

Happy Easter, Everyone! That Cumberbunny Is A Real Thing, By The Way&Amp;Hellip;

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Bbcsherlockimaginesposts: Hello! So This Needs A Little Introduction To Make Sense

€Œare You Mrs. Hudson? Because I Need To Give You More Lines&Amp;Hellip; More Pick-Up Lines, That Is.”(This One Got A Bit Meta, Haha.)

€Œare You Mrs. Hudson? Because I Need To Give You More Lines&Amp;Hellip; More

€Œif You Were 221B, I Would Never Let The Illustrator Make You Drab And Dingy.”

€Œif You Were 221B, I Would Never Let The Illustrator Make You Drab And Dingy.”

€Œyou’Re Sweeter Than All Of The Plum Pudding In The Diogenes Club.”

€Œyou’Re Sweeter Than All Of The Plum Pudding In The Diogenes Club.”

€Œi Want To Be More Permanently Glued To You Than Mycroft’S Ever Expanding Backside Is To His Spot.”

€Œi Want To Be More Permanently Glued To You Than Mycroft’S Ever Expanding

€Œi Know What A Nurse Is Capable Of, But I Still Say That You’Re Excessively Skilled For One.”

€Œi Know What A Nurse Is Capable Of, But I Still Say That You’Re Excessively

€Œare You Eustace Carmichael? Because I Want To Be With You Until Five Orange Pips Do Us Part.”

€Œare You Eustace Carmichael? Because I Want To Be With You Until Five Orange

€Œare You Sherlock’S Decanter? Because I Can’T Help But Stare At You Even When I’M Talking To Someone Else In The Room.”

€Œare You Sherlock’S Decanter? Because I Can’T Help But Stare

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