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“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
€Œi Must Be Moriarty, Because I Can Live Without The Back Of My Head Easier Than I Can Live Without You.â€
€Œif Someone Accused Me Of Loving You, I’D Be Guiltier Than A Brother With A Green Ladder.â€
€Œare You Sherlock Holmes? Because I Wanna See You Shake Your Mind Pal-Ass.â€
€Œi Get Lost In Your Eyes Easier Than Other People Get Lost In The Carmichaels’ Hedge Maze.â€
€Œare You From A Future World? Because I Want To Get Your Telephone Contraption Number.â€
€Œif You Were A Baskerville Hound, I Would Get Drugged On Purpose Just To See You.â€
€Œi Want To Say €˜I Love You’ To You More Often Than Holmes Says €˜Features Of Interest.’€Œ
€Œmy Balls Are Bluer Than The Carbuncle Watson Wrote About.â€
€Œi Heard You Have A Mouth Like A Crimson Wound. Shall I Kiss It Better For You?€
€Œdo You Have A Feet Fetish? Because My Game Is Afoot.â€
€Œanyone Could Be The Abominable Bride, But Only You Could Be My Bride.â€
€Œyou’Re More Important To Me Than Finding Emelia Ricoletti’S Substitute Corpse.â€
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