Beckettes: I See Yr “Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer” Theory And Raise U A “Ted Cruz Is Literally Every Serial Killer” Theory.
buttscentedbreathmints: I work at Starbucks and yesterday night these two big Italian men come in and order some coffees so I ask for the first guys name and he says in his thick Italian accent that it’s Mario. I’m thinking ok that’s a pretty common
