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racingbarakarts: im scared of when my parents die because i know they’ll rise from the dead every now and then just to tell me i fucked up

Little-Things-Count-The-Most: Gracefulyawkward: In 8Th Grade I Had A Teacher Who, If He Caught You Reading, Would Take Your Book Away, Read The Ending, Then Threaten To Tell You The Ending If He Caught You Reading It Again Satan

Legfruit: Gherkind: Lmao My Mum Thinks Im A Virgin

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Nulchar: Me Flirting With Your Man

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Hodali: I Use The Word Fuck So Excessively I Sometimes Forget It’s A Swear Word

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