ziyalls: aw look at how pretty i dont look

ziyalls: aw look at how pretty i dont look

Saddestblogger: I Came Up In This Party Time To Twerk I Came Up In This Party &Amp;Amp; I’m Turnt

I Need The Food So That I Can Swan Queen

Sadxfuzz: The Realest Shit I Ever Seen God Damn

Irenigg: Metrogoon: If You’d Rather Go To A Club Than A Museum, You Deserve To Be Unhappy. Museum? What The Fuck Is In A Museum? They Got Bitches In Museums? Alive Bitches?

Moonager: One Time I Was On A Rollercoaster And A Guy’s Hat Fell Off During One Of The Loops But He Caught It When We Were Right Side Up Again, And I Have To Go My Whole Life Knowing I’ll Never Be As Cool As That Guy.

Feat: Is Pushing People Away Considered A Special Talent Because I Think I’m Really Good At It

Anaisalicious

Punacceptable: U Can Tell How Popular Someone Is By How Many People Bless Them When They Sneeze In Class

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Lameborghini: Legally Changes Last Name To My Url

Yiolent-Deactivated20140529: We’re Living In An Era Where Capturing Moments Using Our Phones Is More Important Than Actually Living These Moments With Whoever Is Beside Us.

Hoes Over Bros

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