sadxfuzz: THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz: THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

Irenigg: Metrogoon: If You’d Rather Go To A Club Than A Museum, You Deserve To Be Unhappy. Museum? What The Fuck Is In A Museum? They Got Bitches In Museums? Alive Bitches?

Moonager: One Time I Was On A Rollercoaster And A Guy’s Hat Fell Off During One Of The Loops But He Caught It When We Were Right Side Up Again, And I Have To Go My Whole Life Knowing I’ll Never Be As Cool As That Guy.

Feat: Is Pushing People Away Considered A Special Talent Because I Think I’m Really Good At It

Anaisalicious

Punacceptable: U Can Tell How Popular Someone Is By How Many People Bless Them When They Sneeze In Class

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Lameborghini: Legally Changes Last Name To My Url

Yiolent-Deactivated20140529: We’re Living In An Era Where Capturing Moments Using Our Phones Is More Important Than Actually Living These Moments With Whoever Is Beside Us.

Hoes Over Bros

Hoes Over Bros

Patricksbootydance: And Here We Have Pete Wentz

Super-Who-Locked-In: Uusui: When Ur Friends Are Cool And Talented And Ur Just Wearable?

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