slapdancing: poodlepunk: both of my legs are asleep Draw dicks on them

slapdancing: poodlepunk: both of my legs are asleep Draw dicks on them

Cookiexslut: Too Many White People Dressed As Cholos/Cholas On My Twitter Feed. Y’all Done Fucked Up.

Vvebkinz: I Told My Mom I Needed New Chapstick And She Got Me This

Allteensrelate: Having Self Confidence Issues Like

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Little-Niggah-Sugar: Just Realized That Brian’s The Master Of The Dad Joke

Yall-Mothafuckas-Need-Misha: If I Had A Dollar For Every Minute Ive Ever Spent On The Internet Only God Knows Where Id Be Right Now Probably Still On The Internet But With A Really Nice Laptop

Earthdad: So I Applied For My First Job Today

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Intensional: Why (X)

Fuckeverythingandsociety: Shout Out To All The Lonely People That No One Gives Two Shits About.

Babeobaggins: Lmaooooooooooooo

I-Need-That-Seat: Iapollogise: I Love Pirates Because They Have No Concept On Albeism. Oh You Have No Leg? Here Have A Peg Leg. No Hand?? Well Guess We Gotta Put A Hook On That, Give Those Sons Of Bitches A Surprise. Blind In One Eye, Put An Eyepatch

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