pishposhspice: my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

pishposhspice: my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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Bakedly: Your Butt Is Nice But It Would Be Nicer If It Was On My Lap

Humoristics: A Guy Once Told My Lesbian Friend That Being A Lesbian Is A Huge Turn Off For Guys And That She’ll Never Find A Boyfriend.

Straight White Boy Problem #342

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