I be on that phone

I be on that phone

Confusee: There Is Always Hope U Guys

Clamjob: When He Cums On Ur Face Without Warning Sprinkles

Calm-Your-Cloaca: Babyletyourfantasiesunwind: Yersinia—Pestis: Merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No But I Can Just Imagine A Person Bursting Through The Door Screaming “I Need Your Help. It’s A Nine” And Everyone In The Shop Stops And All Collectively

Bombing: On My Last Trip To Canada I Thought I Saw Someone Getting Robbed So I Called The Police And They Just Thanked Me A Bunch Of Times And Sent A Gift Basket To My Hotel. They Didn’t Even Ask What The Emergency Was. Also There Was No Robbery Two

Can I Make It Someday?

Eatingisfab: &Amp;Ldquo;Are You Kidding Me?&Amp;Rdquo; “No, Im Adulting You”

Lildrunk: I Need Kisses And Attention And Alcohol

Pastabaek: Skull Fried Eggs And Bacon! ✿

Fivefingers-Through-Fire: 97Chainz: Why Do Moms Put Dishes Away So Loudly To Let You Know No One Helps Out Around The House.

Fivefingers-Through-Fire: 97Chainz: Why Do Moms Put Dishes Away So Loudly To Let You Know No One Helps Out Around The House. Even Though You Have Asked Multiple Times What Needs To Be Done, And Their Response Is &Amp;Ldquo;Nó&Amp;Rdquo;

665-The-Neighbor-Of-The-Beast: Theaztecthrasher: Classic Mustaine :P Still More Metal Than You!

Democratickitties: Abraham Lincoln, 1863

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