calm-your-cloaca: babyletyourfantasiesunwind: yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively

calm-your-cloaca: babyletyourfantasiesunwind: yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively

Bombing: On My Last Trip To Canada I Thought I Saw Someone Getting Robbed So I Called The Police And They Just Thanked Me A Bunch Of Times And Sent A Gift Basket To My Hotel. They Didn’t Even Ask What The Emergency Was. Also There Was No Robbery Two

Can I Make It Someday?

Eatingisfab: &Amp;Ldquo;Are You Kidding Me?&Amp;Rdquo; “No, Im Adulting You”

Lildrunk: I Need Kisses And Attention And Alcohol

Pastabaek: Skull Fried Eggs And Bacon! ✿

Fivefingers-Through-Fire: 97Chainz: Why Do Moms Put Dishes Away So Loudly To Let You Know No One Helps Out Around The House.

Fivefingers-Through-Fire: 97Chainz: Why Do Moms Put Dishes Away So Loudly To Let You Know No One Helps Out Around The House. Even Though You Have Asked Multiple Times What Needs To Be Done, And Their Response Is &Amp;Ldquo;Nó&Amp;Rdquo;

665-The-Neighbor-Of-The-Beast: Theaztecthrasher: Classic Mustaine :P Still More Metal Than You!

Democratickitties: Abraham Lincoln, 1863

Floozys: There’s A Lot Of Unspoken Pressure To Keep Liking The Things You Used To Like And To Keep Dressing The Way You’ve Always Dressed And To Never Question What You Believe In And Basically “Be Yourself” Has Slowly Morphed Into “Be What

Lumos5001: Omfg This Is The Best Thing I Have Seen All Evening

Emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones: Frizz01Percy: This Should Be The Most Reblogged Post On Tumblr Before It Dies We Need To Reblog This So Much That The Post Breaks

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