cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

Buttlicked: Do It For The Vine. Please Save My Grape Vines I Am A Farmer And This My Only Income.

Free-Universe: When My Parents And Teachers Think I’m A Nice Kid

Aureat: Can We All Just Have A Minute Of Silence For All Those Good Hair Days No One Important Saw You

Awkward Shapes

Danielkanhai: Whenever You See A Centaur They Always Have Abs. How Does A Centaur Get Abs? How Do You Do Ab Workouts When Half Your Body Is A Fucking Horse?

The Writers Of That ’70S Show Must Feel Weirdly Powerful Right Now.

E M B O D I M E N T

Tuhree: When You Gotta Get Up For School And You Sit On The Bed For 20Min Like This

Shutupaubrey: I’m That Dad Who Wants To Start A Garage Band With All The Other Dads In The Neighborhood But My Wife Wont Let Me

Easied: When You Embarrass Yourself In Front Of Your Crush

Alecwiens: I Have A Bad Habit Of Assuming I’ve Annoyed People, And It Usually Ends Up With Me Dropping Communication And Hoping They’ll Be The Ones To Continue It.

Anaisalicious

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