shutupaubrey: i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

shutupaubrey: i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

Easied: When You Embarrass Yourself In Front Of Your Crush

Alecwiens: I Have A Bad Habit Of Assuming I’ve Annoyed People, And It Usually Ends Up With Me Dropping Communication And Hoping They’ll Be The Ones To Continue It.

Anaisalicious

Isn't It Ironic?

Cl4Wed: No More.

Done: With Your Shit

Thrashturbate: 10/10 Would Bang.but Also:10/10 Would Care For You10/10 Would Tuck You In10/10 Would Cuddle10/10 Would Make Sure You Get To Sleep Okay10/10 Would Make You Breakfast In The Morning

Hell Was The Journey But It Brought Me Heaven

Gorgoon: Today I Was Talking To My Dad And I Referred To Myself As His Son(I’m Genderfluid Btw) And He Said “Today’s A Son Day Huh?” And I Was Like “Yeah” And He Was Like “Huh, I Thought Today Was A Saturday, Not A Sunday” And I Just

My Flame Is Gone

Theaveragefish: Why The Hell Did We All Learn The Exact Words &Amp;Ldquo;The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell&Amp;Rdquo;

Tunnol: Mokato Aida, “Blender”, 2001, Acrylic On Canvas