internetmessiah: Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

internetmessiah: Hello, 911? twirls phone cord around finger sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

Notalickofsense:to Everyone You Know Who You Are

Nothings Gonna Stop Me!

Surprisebitch: Teen Swag :]

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Uhmeliamay: Cause Of Death: Slow Wifi

Karasratworld:dylan Really Loved The Budweiser Puppy Ad

Alcoholicgifts: Ecofrat: Me Gettin Stabbed As Usual &Amp;Ldquo;Lol What Can You Do&Amp;Rdquo;

Cakejam: Me: Wake Up 30 Seconds Before Alarm Me: Goes Back To Sleep

: Princess Diana’s Speech On Hiv (X)

Shinykari: Netflix Has A Deep Understanding Of Its Userbase.

Petparent: Too Bad You Can’t Get Abs From Laughing At Your Own Jokes, Because I Would Have An 8 Pack

Kim-Kanye-Baby: Sleeping Comes So Naturally To Me, I Could Do It With My Eyes Closed.

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