cakejam: me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm* me: *goes back to sleep*

cakejam: me: wake up 30 seconds before alarm me: goes back to sleep

: Princess Diana’s Speech On Hiv (X)

Shinykari: Netflix Has A Deep Understanding Of Its Userbase.

Petparent: Too Bad You Can’t Get Abs From Laughing At Your Own Jokes, Because I Would Have An 8 Pack

Kim-Kanye-Baby: Sleeping Comes So Naturally To Me, I Could Do It With My Eyes Closed.

My Teen Quote

Anaisalicious

Demons-Demigods-Benders-Bucky: Overstatementing: Cirque-De-Luna: This. Is. So. Important. Is That Cole Sprouse You Bet Your Sweet Ass It Is

Hilariously Offensive

Alone

Malfunction54:Tfw Youre In Line At The Bank And You Reach Into Your Purse To Take Out Your Wallet But Accidentally Pull Out A Small Doll Of Lord Farquaad From Shrek

Alone

Harmed: So Seductive