marinaandthedildos: President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

marinaandthedildos: President Obama standing next to his Vice President, True Jackson.

Punavoidable:the Shark On The Right Is Straight Up Killin’ It And The Shark On The Left Just Has No Fcking Clue What He’s Doingthis Will Never Not Be Funny Omfg

Jontronshat: Filed Under: Dumb Horse Gets Owned

Bodysrock: Friends Who Have Hot Older Brothers

Hornyspice: Remember When Spongebob Got Pranked By Squidward On April Fools

Smellslikesomebullshit: Dear Men Who Feel Like Marriage Is A Trap And “Taking Away Your Freedom”, Here’s A List Of Things You Can Do: - Not Get Married - Literally - Just Don’t Fucking Propose - And If She Asks You, Say No - Don’t Get Her Hopes

Chill

Phobias: Phobias: Phobias: Why Are Cows So Famous Because They’re Out-Standing In Their Field Stop Unfollowing Me I’m Funny

Don't Fucking Censor Me

Your Favorite Asian Baby Face 【◈︿◈】

My Teen Quote

Anaisalicious

Scntrx: I Am Tired Of Trying To Hold Things Together That Cannot Be Held. Trying To Control What Cannot Be Controlled. I Am Tired Of Denying Myself What I Want For Fear Of Breaking Things I Cannot Fix. They Will Break No Matter What We Do.

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