videohall: Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles > I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

videohall: Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles > I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

Casadelanime: Andknuckles: Shaq’s “Aaaa (Thats Me Yellin)” Tweet Is Objectively The Best Tweet

Dukedanieldantethe2Nd: Homoofspace: Homoofspace: What Was The Demon Arrested For? Possession

Semiscaryspice: My Grandma Didn’t Know That You Can Adjust The Brightness Of Computer Screens So She’s Been Browsing The Web With Her Sunglasses On For Months.

Tarynel:iwantursex: Dickprintbandit:luvyourselfsomeesteem: Vaginas Are Expected To Be Bald, Super Soft With No Stubble, Smell Like Fresh Picked Lavender And Taste Like A Mango Yet There Are So Many Hairy, Discolored, Sweaty And Salty Ballsacks Out There

I Be On That Phone

Magicconchshell: Is It Too Late To Wrap Myself Up Like A Baby And Drop Myself Off On A Billionaire’s Doorstep

Meowmagicianpia: The Awkward “I Don’t Want To Annoy You But I Really Like Talking To You” Stage.

Denchgang: Mommunist: Where My Texas Boys At.. Texas

If Someone Ever Falls In Love With Me I Will Literally Die Of Shock

The-Altar: Grebnesieh: Grab Her Booty In Front Of Dudes Who Want Her. Grab Her Booty In Front Of Women Who Want You.

Servinjesus:servinjesus: How Did The Nucleus Escape From Prison? Through The Cell Wall.

Awkward Shapes

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