tastefullyoffensive: When dads discover Yik Yak. (images via slewis93)

tastefullyoffensive: When dads discover Yik Yak. (images via slewis93)

Shepherdgreys:dobby Is A Free House-Elf And He Can Obey Anyone He Likes And Dobby Will Do Whatever Harry Potter Wants Him To Do!

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Awwww-Cute:burrito Is 100% Graduated From Puppy Pre-School And 0% Impressed With The Hat I Made For The Occasion

Tastefullyoffensive: By Pie Comic

Agrund: Am I Really That Ugly

Nicevagina:shitonskanks: Having Tattoos And Piercings Is Not Unprofessional.what’s Unprofessional Is Turning Down An Aspiring Employee Due To Superficial Reasons And Not Their Skill Level Or Experience. One Of The Most Accurate Posts I’ve Ever Read.

Get Drunk. Get Naked.

Stronger-Sam:i Love Self Care So Much.like Hell Yeah, Take Your Bubble Baths. Light Those Candles. Moisturize Your Whole Damn Body. Drink Tea. Take A Four Hour Nap To Recharge. Put On Cute Socks &Amp;Amp; Underwear. Look At Yourself In The Mirror. Think

Snapchatting: Some Of These Text Posts Are Starting To Sound Like Facebook Pages I Liked In 2009

Intensional: Intensional:me: Doesn’t Study For Test Because My Zodiac On Tumblr Says I Can Get 100% Without Studying I Should Have Studied

Meladoodle: Haha Its So Awkward When Youre Digging A Hole To Hide A Body And You Find Another Body.

Get Drunk. Get Naked.

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