bluedogeyes: “Sometimes I think about all the sandwiches that I didn’t eat…and that makes me sad…” - Theodus Crane

bluedogeyes: “Sometimes I think about all the sandwiches that I didn’t eat…and that makes me sad…” - Theodus Crane

Dirtylowfrequencies: If U Touch My Thigh Under A Table In Public U Can Bet Ur Sweet Bippy That Ur Gonna Be Gettin Some Later.

Ostracizedpoodle: Last Night I Went To Cvs To Buy Lube, I Was Walking Around Looking For It And This Lady Came Up To Me And Was Like “Can I Help You Find Something?” And I’m Like “Lube” And She Was Like “No We Don’t Sell Car Stuff Here”

Cheers To You, Jackie Daytona!

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Why Do We Live In This World

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Rated E For Egg

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Blow A Kiss ♛

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