memewhore: I feel so bad for her with those mini-lips, I can see why she’d resort to trying that!

memewhore: I feel so bad for her with those mini-lips, I can see why she’d resort to trying that!

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Bunny-Queen-Of-Everything: Get-Fithappy: Therealmrskelley: Deanloveshisimpala:moremetalthanyourmom: Isfplatypus: Thefatandfurious: We Live In A Scary World, Gals. These “Males” Are Detestable, And Should Be Fixed. Neuter Your Strays. This

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Ofsherlock: Ofsherlock: Tumblr Spelt Backward Is Rlbmut And If You Put It In Google Translate It Would Change It To Rummut Which In Finnish Means Drums And If You Translate Drums Into Chinese It Says 鼓 Which Also Means Kettle And A Kettle Is Hot

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Darthxochitl:that Guy Is About To Battle Like Thirty Cats

Monstrousreg:today In The Park I Was Walking My Dog And There Was This Other Girl Walking Her Poodle. She Was Really Pretty And Very Very Nice. Our Dogs Played For A Little While. And Then Her Poodle Squatted And Pooped, And When She Leaned Down To Pick

Jxhn-Murphy: Ok So A Few Years Ago My Brother Got Married On April Fools Day, And He Called My Dad And He Was All “Dad Guess What I Got Married” And My Dad Was Like “Haha Funny Happy April Fools Day” Except My Brother Had Actually Gotten Married.

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Asian: Zackisontumblr: Obamamama: My Mom Said That If This Gets 100K+ Notes She’ll Let Me Fly To Massachusetts And Force Zackisontumblr To Reblog Everyones Posts When This Hits 100K Notes I’m Making Him Reblog My Selfie And You Should Too

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

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