Jxhn-Murphy: Ok So A Few Years Ago My Brother Got Married On April Fools Day, And He Called My Dad And He Was All “Dad Guess What I Got Married” And My Dad Was Like “Haha Funny Happy April Fools Day” Except My Brother Had Actually Gotten Married.
monstrousreg:Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick
