cumaddict72: chekhov: So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake

cumaddict72: chekhov: So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake

H0Odrich: Maybe I Should Have A Near Death Experience So My Life Can Flash Before My Eyes And I Can Remember Where I Put My Wallet

Vasuki: I Just Find It So Ironic How All Of America Is Like “Haha Russia Is So Homophobic” When Y’know America

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Condom: Trust: I Want $23,000 And Someone To Kiss Me I Want The $23,000, Hold The Kisses

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Really Thought Quick Sand Was Going To Be A Bigger Issue In Life When I Was Little.

Billcosplay: I Had A Book When I Was A Kid Where U Could Write Ur Own Knock Knock Jokes And Im Still Laughing At It

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Arealliveghost: Rhyming Couplet Written By Craigslist

Yourstoryisnoteverover: The Only Headline I Need To See Today.

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