heyfunniest: Chris Pratt, everybody.

heyfunniest: Chris Pratt, everybody.

Gingerchic333:Shercockandmycrotch:kobayashicircle:frogworkmajyyks: Pro = Good Con = Bad Prostitution Constitution Wake Up America If “Pro” Is The Opposite Of “Con”, What’s The Opposite Of “Progress”? Congress Slow Clapping It Out

Suicidallyinlove: This–Too–Shall–Pass: Sadgalriri: Goldennmami: Viva-La-Glamour: I Am Cryingggggg. They Are Goldd. Lmao Me Where Is Her Oscar This Is Never Not Funny.

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Rj4Gui4R: Me When All My Friends Are Drunk…

Circumcisions: Why Doesn’t Ellen Give Stuff Away Like Oprah And Call The Segment Ellen De Generous Like Wtf

Demonskin:sometimes I Just Have Days Where I Really, Really Need To Be Reassured That People Still Like Or Want Me Or Want To Be Around Me And I Feel Bad Because I Can’t Communicate This Need To People But I Know They Can’t Possibly Instinctively

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Homophobic

Too Fab For You

Too Fab For You

Too Fab For You

How Do Fourteen Year Olds Get Pregnant, I Can’t Even Get A High Five From A Guy