Inpetus: Thunderwear: Ohmygod So Today This Kid In My School Tried To Go Through A Loop In The Railing And Ended Up Getting Stuck, So They Had To Call The Security Guard, Who Called The Principal, And He Pulled The Fire Alarm So Everyone Would Come
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience
