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Mjalti: 25 Human Years To Keanu Is Equivalent To Like 2 Minutes. He Hasn’t Changed Outfits Cuz He’s Barely Started His Day

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Butterynutjob: Fluffle-Talk: Rocket-Pool: Dying Rn @Butterynutjob He Stopped In Front Of The Mirror And Sighed. His Penis Was Just A Little Too Large To Be Fashionable, And His Balls Were Just A Little Lopsided. Most Days It Didn’t Bother Him,

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Champagnemoon:stop Appropriating Lumberjack Culture Tbh I Hate When A Dude Approaches Me Looking Like He Could Build Me A Cabin To My Precise Measurement Preference And He’s Just A Film Major From Dc

Bluepetticoat:carrots!

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I Have Nothing To Prove To Her

Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Eztosee: It’s Pumpkin Season Guise. Feed The Pumpkins

Catsbeaversandducks: Anchorage Resident Tim Newton Awoke To The Sound Of Something Running Across His Deck “Tim Was Awakened By Noises On Our Deck Last Week - And Looked Outside. In Astonishment, He Grabbed His Camera.. And Can You Believe It? Mama

Dirtydisneyconfessions: I Want Stromboli To Belly Flop Me In The Face With His Big Ass Belly.

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