tastefullyoffensive:What kind of plant is that?

tastefullyoffensive:What kind of plant is that?

Lesbianrey: Me: I Feel Very Pretty Today Margaret Atwood Facsimile That Lives In My Brain: You Only Feel Happy Because You’re Fulfilling A Male Fantasy And The World Has Conditioned You To Directly Assign Your Self-Worth To How Men Think Of You Me:

Griffys: Me @ Myself: Maybe U Should Try Not To Depend So Much On Validation And Attention From Others Because U Really Let It Dictate Your Mood And It’s So Unhealthy Me: Huh. Interesting. Anyway Whom Here Loves Me

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Chucklebot: Marxferatu: He’s Breaking In!!! He’s Coming… Home

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Archiemcphee: This Tabby Cat Snuck Away From Home For A Solo Field Trip To His Local Pet Store Where He Made A Beeline For The Catnip Toy Shelf And Proceeded To Have The Best Caturday Ever: Eventually The Shelf Couldn’t Contain The Intoxicated Cat

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Cat Kween

Cat Kween

Unflatteringcatselfies:this Is Milo. He Likes Feasting On Sink Food And Begging For Dinner 47 Times A Day.

Theonion:hartford, Ct—During A Panel Presentation About His Company’s Recent 76 Percent Quarterly Profit Spike, Aetna Ceo Mark Bertolini Disclosed Monday That The Key To Increasing Earnings In An Era Of Ballooning Costs Continues To Hinge On Not Paying

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