Proto Porn
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Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t
Nonsense
Conceal Don't Feel, Don't Let Them Know.
Happiness
Choose To Be Nice
Maybe We Found Love
Yungcoochie: Runatic-Lavings: Look What Happens When You Ring Up Land O Lakes Butter On A Grocery Store Cash Register This Happened To My Grandma And She Called Me And Laughed For 10 Hours
Euxinos
Of-Mice-And-Sjin: *In Line To Buy Something In A Shop* *Counts Money 3978 Times To Make Sure I Have Enough*
Bedazzled-Bitch: Losecxntrol: Always And Forever Will I Reblog This What’s With Her Hand
Jonasbrothers: One Time I Was At Dr. Seuss Land At Universal Studios In Orlando And I Saw The Grinch So I Went Up To Him And I Said “I’m Glad You Stole Christmas Because I’m Jewish” And The Dude In The Costume Got Down On One Knee And Proposed
Nonsense
SpitRoasted
Splitview