orchardly: a long time ago i convinced my sister she was born without nostrils and had to have immediate surgery so she wouldn’t die and apparently she still believes it bc i made a joke about cutting off her nose and she burst into tears and refused

orchardly: a long time ago i convinced my sister she was born without nostrils and had to have immediate surgery so she wouldn’t die and apparently she still believes it bc i made a joke about cutting off her nose and she burst into tears and refused

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Yabitter: I Googled “Macbook Air Charger Not Working” And The Results Literally Said “Sit On It And Warm It Up” I Can’t Fucking Believe This Bullshit. It Is The Year Of Our Lord 2013 And I Am Sitting On My Mac Charger Like A Mother Bird Trying

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Sing Me To Sleep

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Death-By-Lulz: Right In The Peels.

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