kimpissible: police officer: you’re under arrest.me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:police officer: fuck

kimpissible: police officer: you’re under arrest.me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:police officer: fuck

Kamelworld: When A Singer Actually Has An Accent In A Song You Have To Sing With That Accent It’s Just A Rule Ok

Would You Say I Became A Hero?

Whodie: Drops Phone Me: Shit U Good Bruh Phone: Yeah Fam I’m Aight

Lovely

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Hiptonized: You Wrote Your Name On My Heart In Permanent Marker But Only Let Me Write On Yours In Pencil

Waywardwinsister: Ridiculoser: Ridiculoser: Lol I Changed What Gay Autocorrects To In My Friends Phone So He’ll Stop Using It As A Derogatory Term. So I Texted Him Pretending I Was Coming Out Of The Closet And This Is Fantastic Beautiful.

Anti-Social-Services

Just-Relatable: Click For Relatable On Your Dash

So-Humorous: More Thats So Raven Here

Jennamcdougalls: &Amp;Ldquo;Life’s Too Awesome To Waste Your Time Thinking About Someone Who Doesn’t Treat You Right.&Amp;Rdquo; X

Spoopykatee: My Mom Just Said “Watch This” Then Ran A Red Light And Said “I Just Don’t Care”