It’s the weekend ladies and gentlemen, so you know what time it is? If you guessed “time to put things in your butt”, you guessed correctly.

It’s the weekend ladies and gentlemen, so you know what time it is? If you guessed “time to put things in your butt”, you guessed correctly.

I Accidentally Bought More Things.

Mainlyusedforwalking

Mainlyusedforwalking

Mainlyusedforwalking

Phew, That Was A Lot Of Text. We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Service.

Dammit Feet, Why&Amp;Rsquo;D You Have To Go And Be All Out Of Focus? You Had One Job! Also: Yay, More Schoolgirl!

Our Secretary Must Not Have Gotten The Job, Because She&Amp;Rsquo;S Back With An Improved Cv. Wait. That Was Supposed To Be A Euphemism. Butts.

So, Someone Incredibly Kind Brought Me Something Incredibly Cute, And Thanks To Them You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Going To See Quite A Bit More Of It Over The Next Few Posts. As A Thanks, They Already Have A Full Set In Their Inbox, Along With Some Pics That Just Wouldn&Amp;

Tol&Amp;Rsquo; You It Was Cute :3 (God I Look Tall In That Gif, Camera Angles Ladies, They Are The Best.)

How Cute Does That Little Cage Look? I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking Of Buying Another Device. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got My Eye On A Holy Trainer. It Looks Really Easy To Hide In Casual Clothes (A Serious Problem With The Cb&Amp;Rsquo;S), But The Internal Lock Is A Shame. I Have

Annnnd Relax. That&Amp;Rsquo;S The Last Of This Set, Hope You Enjoyed - I Know I Did. I Liked Having A Purpose And Narrative Beyond &Amp;Ldquo;Here Is Me Wearing Things&Amp;Rdquo;, Even If It Was &Amp;Ldquo;Here Is Me Wearing Progressively Fewer Things. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll

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