Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need. It starts with a “d”, and isn’t “deed”.

Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need. It starts with a “d”, and isn’t “deed”.

Christmas Cards Are So Passé. These Days The Done Thing Is To Post Your Butt On Tumblr. For The Lovely People Who Bought Me Pressies, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Send You A Link To The Full Set Just As Soon As I&Amp;Rsquo;M Done Editting&Amp;Hellip;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Reasonably Sure

Are You Hanging Up Your Stockings On The Wall? Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Wearing Mine. If Some Guy In A Fancy Suit Wants To Fill Them He&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Have To Take Them Off Of Me First ^^ Also, Apparently I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Giant. Rawr, Attack Of The 50 Foot Trap.

Rooty Toot Toots And Rummy Tum Tums.

Mainlyusedforwalking

Mainlyusedforwalking

Suggestive? I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sure I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know What You Mean.

Best Candy Ever. Nom Nom.

Mainlyusedforwalking

Some Friends Of Mine Recommended Glass Toys. I Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Totally Convinced, Partly Because I Prefer Softer Toys And Partly Because The Concept Of Having Glass In An Around My Anus Took A Little Getting Used To. But Boy Do I Owe Them Some Thanks. Once

Mainlyusedforwalking

A Little More Candy Cane. I Seem To Have Developed A Sweet&Amp;Hellip;Err..butt? I Guess. Also: 26 Hours To Go

Be Right Back.

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