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mightycontinentsdivided: i climbed on top of a toilet to take a selfie with dis wallpaper

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Cynicz: Omg So I Was Just Trying To Comfort This Girl Who Was Way Too Drunk And Upset And Just Trying To Be Her Friend And Her Friend Was Like “She Has A Boyfriend…” I Was Like Girl. I’m Just Trying To Be Her Friend …Heterononormsticiry Hurts

Stability: Me: I’m Going To Be Super Productive Today, I’m Gonna Clean Up My Room, Finish All My Work, Go To The Gym, And Get To Bed Early. Today Is Going To Be A Good Day My Brain:

Childservices: Honey, I Contoured The Kids

Lancet: That Jennifer Coolidge Impersonation Is Spot On….

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Oddbagel: The One With The Horse Walking Isn’t Even A Glitch Which Makes It Better

On My Mouth Like Liquor

Trippin-Lazy: I Want This.

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Tomfordvelvetorchid: When You Ugly But Got Style And Cool To Be Around And Down To Earth Bc Being Ugly Made You Humble

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