shocooldaikiri: Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

shocooldaikiri: Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

Thatsmoderatelyraven: #Returnthesweatshirthalsey

Cyberqueer: Diablo Cody Deserved An Oscar For This Screenplay

Best Funny

Tyleroakley: Ilvermorny-Valedictorian: Where Do I Get My Rainbow Bat-Phone? I Can Confirm That This Is Actually How Being Gay Works

Jovialcloudqueenisnotonfire: Sixpenceee: Now This Is An Effective Scarecrow. Whispers Where’s The Rest Of It?

Ineedmorelube: Trarnp:ineedmorelube:wakey Wakey Eggs And Bakey But I’m A Vegan Wakey Wakey Vegetables And Sadness

Famousbulges: Yes Olly

B0Yonce: Omg Plz

Only Human

Nickkyyb: Jstforkicks: What Is Air ?! Omg I Cant Breathe Xd Hahah Little Bill

Isaac: Procrastinating Like

Anyathebox: Languageoclock: If You Ever Feel Sad Just Change Your System Language To Dutch Notities