accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

accendas: i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

Macklemack: Well Officer I Don’t Have My License Or Registration But I Can Show You A Cool Magic Trick Just Let Me See Those Handcuffs For A Sec

Guccier: Isnt It Weird That You Won’t Remember This Exact Moment In Like A Month

Isn't It Ironic?

Isn't It Ironic?

✨Just A Vibe✨

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Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Disimba: He Even Pulled His Pants Up So The Bottoms Wouldn’t Get Wet

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Dietchola: Why Is Everything So Much Funnier When Youre Laying On The Floor

The-Yolocaust: &Amp;Ldquo;Your Password Is Weak&Amp;Rdquo; Fuck You

Far Out, Man

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