sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

Disimba: He Even Pulled His Pants Up So The Bottoms Wouldn’t Get Wet

Restitute

Dietchola: Why Is Everything So Much Funnier When Youre Laying On The Floor

The-Yolocaust: &Amp;Ldquo;Your Password Is Weak&Amp;Rdquo; Fuck You

Far Out, Man

Be Happyy

Skylarduquette: &Amp;Ldquo;No&Amp;Rdquo; Is Too Serious &Amp;Ldquo;Nope&Amp;Rdquo; Is Too Casual &Amp;Ldquo;Nah&Amp;Rdquo; Is Just Right &Amp;Ldquo;Did You Kill This Man?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Nah&Amp;Rdquo;

Sam

Fake-Mermaid: Why Isn’t There A Middle Finger Emoji I Swear I Would Use It 99% Of The Time

So-Personal: Everything Personal♡

Aliveforthelasttime: Target-Zr0: Tilldaylightbreaks: Trapholland: Faithrestoring: Faith In Humanity Restored There Needs To Be More Of This Some Days I Hate People, Others I Find Things Like This And Just Love People. I Wish We’d See This On

Palmist

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